The following two documents allege that the author
is the victim of paranormal persecution by John Laws,
a well-known Australian radio personality.
These documents were submitted to an industrial relations
body by a resident of Brisbane, Australia.
Thanks to Mitchell Porter
for bringing these to our attention.
Document #1. This is a photocopy of a statutory declaration, with a
handwritten note at the top of the page: "FOR YOUR INTEREST. IT IS
100% FACT. JOHN LAWS COWARD, OVER 14 YRS NOW _AN EVIL MAN & HYPOCRITE_"
The declaration appears to be made out for the attention of "MR. JOHN HOWARD,
PRIME MINISTER of AUSTRALIA" (at least, his name appears near the top, and
I can't see why else it would be there). The first and last lines of what
follows are formalities which appear on every statutory declaration; the
rest has been typed on a manual typewriter, and almost every word underlined
and capitalized (I've only indicated capitalization).
I, [name deleted] in the State of Queensland do solemnly and sincerely declare
that UNDER ARTICLE 10 of the UNIVERSAL DECLARATION of HUMAN RIGHTS I REQUEST
THIS 9th STATUTORY DECLARATION BE HEARD OFFICIALLY in relation to my
long-running CHAIN of PARANORMAL EFFECT INVOLVING JOHN LAWS of RADIO 2UE,
SYDNEY & MYSELF. WHO, IS TO JUDGE ME IGNORANTLY WHEN THE CLAIM IS NOT TESTED
IN THE FIELD OF SCIENCE WITH BOTH PARTIES, MYSELF & JOHN LAWS, SIMULTANEOUSLY.
ONE-SIDED INVESTIGATION IS NOT ENOUGH. JOHN & CAROLINE LAWS BOTH HAVE PASTS of
DOUBTFUL CHARACTER. I HAVE NOT. I CLAIM I AM DISCRIMINATED AGAINST ON THE
GROUNDS of a "PENSION TAG" I AM FORCED TO EXIST ON DUE TO NATURE OF STRESS &
EFFECTS of THE HELPLESS STATE of the PARANORMAL EFFECT. I CLAIM JOHN LAWS
DENIES THE WHEREABOUTS OF a MIGRATORY MIND & SPIRIT EFFECT THAT MAGNETISES BOTH
PARTIES IN A PERMANENT PSYCHIC EFFECT & SHIRKS RESPONSIBILITY. ENERGY STEALING
IS INVOLVED INCLUDING FULL AWARENESS & CARNAL KNOWLEDGE. THERE IS NO PROOF
THIS CONDITION DOES NOT EXIST, I REPEAT, UNETHICAL ESCAPISM & IGNORANCE BY JOHN
& CAROLINE LAWS, RADIO 2UE, N.S.W. POLICE DEPT., Q'LD POLICE DEPT., N.S.W.,
Q'LD. & FEDERAL GOVERNMENTS, BALMAIN MAGISTRATE'S COURT, QANTAS AIRLINES,
MEDIA, LEGAL, INCLUDING ALLEN, ALLEN, & HEMSLEY, A LAW'S SOLICITOR, MEDICAL
PEOPLE, INCLUDING ST. VINCENT'S PRIVATE HOSPITAL, RELIGIONISTS, PSYCHICS WITH
VESTED INTERESTS & OTHERS, HAVE CAUSED HINDRANCE TO JUSTICE TO GO INTO 14
YEARS, RESULTING IN A HELPLESS VICTIM OF CIRCUMSTANCES OUT OF HER CONTROL, TO
SUFFER EXTREME & INHUMAN CONDITIONS & SUFFERINGS, INCLUDING VICTIMISATION...
ONE WHO TAKES NO DRUGS, PRACTICES NO CLAIRVOYANCY OR OCCULT PRACTICES, &
NEITHER DRINKS OR SMOKES.
1. I REQUEST JOHN & CAROLINE LAWS NOT BE ALLOWED TO TRAVEL OVERSEAS UNTIL MY
CLAIMS ARE FULLY TESTED WITH JOHN LAWS & MYSELF, BY SCIENCE &, MY CLAIMS
HEARD, OFFICIALLY WITHOUT VICTIMISATION.
2. RESPECT, for OFFICIAL STAT. DECLARATIONS NOT PROVEN FALSE.
3. RESPECT FOR ONE WHO HAS NO MENTAL TREATMENT, & HAS NO CHARGE AGAINST HER
IN BALMAIN COURT IN 1992, ONE NOT PROVEN TO BE "DELUDED", & ONE STILL TO
KNOW THE NATURE of a SO-CALLED THREAT in WRITING. JOHN LAWS USED AUSTRALIA
POST, I CLAIM, TO VICTIMISE & TRY TO MAKE CRIMINAL, FOR PURPOSE OF ALIBI.
4. I REQUEST THERE BE NO MEDICAL OPERATIONS by JOHN LAWS UNTIL ABOVE CLAIMS
ALSO PROVED FAI[LED]. TO PROVE MY CLAIM I REQUEST SEDATION of JOHN LAWS in
CONTROLLED MEDICAL CIRCUMSTANCES & MYSELF PRESENT & OBSERVED, to end this
claim once & for all.
5. I REQUEST LIE TESTS for JOHN & CAROLINE LAWS & MYSELF, for same reason, if
reliable.
6. I REQUEST ALL-ROUND OFFICIAL OBSERVATION of MY PARANORMAL EFFECT AS PROVEN
to FEDERAL POLICE in PAPERS RELATING TO INVESTIGATION & VISIT OF TUESDAY
MARCH 26,96 BEFORE THEY ARRIVED. THEY CANNOT BE DENIED.
6. EMOTION TRANSFER ALSO NEEDS INVESTIGATION. I BELIEVE HIGH FREQUENCY IS
INVOLVED.
7. JOHN LAWS IS A MAJOR AUSTRALIAN CITIZEN. HIS WELFARE IS IN THE
JURISDICTION of MR. JOHN HOWARD, I claim. IT IS A TRAPPED AND DANGEROUS
SITUATION, I CLAIM, FOR BOTH PARTIES. I REMIND of possible LIABILITY,
in event of PROOF.
And I make this solemn declaration conscientiously believing the same to be
true, and by virtue of the provisions of the Oaths Act 1867-1988.
Document #2. Apparently accompanying the first document. Some of the words and
phrases were evidently photocopied from newspaper headlines; I have indicated
these through d o u b l e - s p a c i n g.
"KEEP YOUR WIVES, GIRLFRIENDS & DAUGHTERS AWAY FROM 60 YEAR OLD LONG-TIME SEX
OBSESSIVE JOHN LAWS of RADIO 2UE SYDNEY & RADIO 4BC, BRISBANE. EVEN PROTECT
GRANDMA!"
APPEAL FOR HELP & JUSTICE 9/5/96
"Think & Become"
-
Law's FACE etc. -
Fallen & twisted
........note below.
MAN of LIES ..........
f o r c e o f e v i l
is in TOWN for the OLYMPIC BALL
JOHN LAWS
"OL CHIN IN
A SLING!" - & 60!
SATAN'S SON
HIMSELF!!!
A HELPLESS v i c t i m
of a NEW CRIME,
BONDAGE under [here is reproduced a
PARANORMAL newspaper picture of
EFFECT, denied even John Laws, apparently
UNITED NATIONS RIGHTS wearing a Superman vest]
to be heard - a VICTIM
of over 14 years -
SUFFERS EXTREME ABOMINATION
- BRISBANE -
as this LONG-TIME
DEVIATE & DECEIVER
JOHN LAWS (Recorded
in "LIFE BY MISADVENTURE"
by author TIM HALL)
comes, to EGO & "PARTY"
on very dirty "GOLD"
& HER "LIVING DEATH"
& ENFORCED DEPRIVATION
HIS DECEIT - ALONE
CAUSES!!! IT'S GOD'S TRUTH! AND, IT PUTS LAWS IN DANGER HIMSELF!
JOHN LAWS IS A REAL DEVIL IN YOUR MIDST! HE'S ONLY WORSENED WITH MONEY,
POWER & POSITION!!!
9 STATUTORY DECLARATIONS & MUCH PARANORMAL EFFECT & EVIDENCE ARE BEING IGNORED
AS POLICE, STATE & FEDERAL, GOVERNMENT, RADIO 2UE, CHURCHMEN, QANTAS, MEDICAL,
JUSTICE & OTHER AUTHORITY ALLOW & AID LAWS TO GO WITHOUT REAL INVESTIGATION -
EVEN ON TRIPS OVERSEAS THAT CAUSE GREAT FEAR & INSECURITY FOR HIS HELPLESS
VICTIM!!! JOHN LAW'S EVIL HAS TO BE CHALLENGED..........! IN TRUTH, JOHN LAWS
IS A VERY UNBALANCED & EVIL MAN! A "MAN OF SIN"........ HE SELLS HIS OWN SOUL.
BRIEF EVIDENCE DATA - below
PROOF!
John Laws went to LA at EASTER.
Note MIND POWER EVIDENCE below
Tuesday 12th March 1996
c/- Box 218, Q 4006
[NO LAWS] - A QUESTIONING TEST?
"CLEARED to go to AMERICA" &
"ST. VINCENT'S HOSPITAL"
[The first several lines of document #1, the statutory declaration,
are reproduced here]
Disclaimer: This text is quoted from a rant in circulation
and provided as an example of such for information and entertainment value.
This page is not intended as a comment about John Laws or any other person,
and should not be interpreted as such.