The Null Device

2002/1/10

Scare meme of the day: E-bombs -- high-power electromagnetic pulse weapons which can destroy even harrdened, shielded devices -- and can be built for US$400.

The next Pearl Harbor will not announce itself with a searing flash of nuclear light or with the plaintive wails of those dying of Ebola or its genetically engineered twin. You will hear a sharp crack in the distance. By the time you mistakenly identify this sound as an innocent clap of thunder, the civilized world will have become unhinged. Fluorescent lights and television sets will glow eerily bright, despite being turned off. The aroma of ozone mixed with smoldering plastic will seep from outlet covers as electric wires arc and telephone lines melt. Your Palm Pilot and MP3 player will feel warm to the touch, their batteries overloaded. Your computer, and every bit of data on it, will be toast. And then you will notice that the world sounds different too. The background music of civilization, the whirl of internal-combustion engines, will have stopped. Save a few diesels, engines will never start again.

Given that the US military has a highly advanced E-bomb programme, they may also prove useful for sending rogue states (i.e., anybody whose politics we have problems with) back into the 19th century. Or, when the time comes, making the rigth to use electronic devices dependent on signing a treaty mandating universal copy-protection and/or surveillance, and reserving the right to EMP non-signatories (who must be dens of piracy and terrorism).

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The Writers' Guild of America's website has an interesting article about how Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy was adapted into movies; the article interviews the three writers (Peter Jackson himself, his partner Fran Walsh and co-writer and Tolkienophile Philippa Boyens), and goes into some of the technical problems faced in adapting such a project into a viable movie and keeping the spirit of it (largely) intact.

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A big list of blogging tools; if you've been tempted to start a blog but didn't know how to go about it, this site may be of help. (via Meg)

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Common sense, at last: US congressman Rick Boucher, who has claimed that copy-restricted CDs may be illegal, now plans to introduce a bill repealing the anti-circumvention clause of the DMCA, thus allowing users to break copy-prevention mechanisms in the interests of fair use (remember that?). Not that this has a hope in hell of becoming law; if it doesn't get shot down in committee (which it probably will, with all the influence the copyright-hoarding racket wields), it's unlikely that Bush (or indeed any other president) would sign it into law. But still, it's a good sign.

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Search requests: I just got a search-engine referral from someone looking for "I'm not dead but I'm not well". It sounds like a song title. (The Smiths, perhaps? Or possibly some old country singer?)

(Oh, and if you're the person looking for "erotic furries", stop it. Right now.)

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