The Null Device
2002/4/24
The Onion: Magic-Store Employee Not The Same Since Losing Virginity:
"Scottie was always up for coming over to my house and teaching me how to use a hopping casino coin or a stiff rope," said best friend and fellow magic aficionado Andrew Welch. "Now, he just wants to go to parties. He's all, 'Is anyone having a party this weekend? We should go to that bar we went to on New Year's Eve. There were cute girls there.' God, Scottie, get a life."
A US congressional candidate has come up with a novel way of funding NASA: with a 1% tax on science fiction and "space-related" toys, puzzles and games. (via Plastic)