In Britain, apparently the Protocol Office (or whatever branch of the
byzantine bureaucracy handles these things) has ruled that the young Prince
William may not have any contact with silicone pop Lolita
Britney Spears (who allegedly has designs on the Crown). Maybe if the
British get sick of paying for the monarchy out of their taxes and
sell it to a Los Angeles-based media entertainment company, Queen Britney
will get to take the throne of a new, more mediagenic monarchy.