Looking for a new job?
ASIO, the Australian spy agency,
is recruiting.
If a man in a pinstripe suit with a carnation in his buttonhole sidles up by
your side on a park bench and mutters, "The weather in Dubrovnik is mild for
the time of year", you'll know you're in with a chance. If an unsigned
post-card arrives with the message that Uncle Wang's bicycle may be collected
from the repair shop, you've cracked the short list. In which case, you should
stand in front of Shearing the Rams at the National Gallery at exactly 11:27am
on the third Wednesday of the month, holding the torn label from a packet of
Ti-nee-tips tea.