Everyone loves a girl who...
Unwitting celebrity fellatrix Claire Swire, who got her less-than-flattering
15 minutes when her boyfriend Bradley Chait forwarded an explicit mail from
her, now has
a lot of fans, all of them unwanted; her flat in London has been
bombarded with sexually explicit postcards and phone calls from horny males
(including a British Army officer in Kosovo, via satellite phone); meanwhile,
one fan has set up a
web site dedicated to Ms. Swire, and
"to swire" has become current slang for the act of performing a
particularly enthusiastic Lewinsky.
Ouch; she should probably look at changing her name after this.
No word on whether Mr. Chait will have more than the usual difficulty in
finding a replacement girlfriend, or whether "to chait on someone" will enter
the language.