First a domain-name speculator
tried to sell the domain popesfuneral.com, and now
the old-guard media are getting in on the act; in Rome, news organisations are
discreetly
scrambling for vantage points from which to film the plume of white smoke announcing the new Pope of the Catholic Church when the current one
gets promoted to head office. The money's on it being sooner rather than
later, but with such things, one has to be discreet. (via Lev)