The Null Device
And now, the latest news from the World's Leading Nation:
Firstly, it comes out that George W. Bush's successful missile defense test
, with the target missile being rigged with a GPS beacon for the
"kill vehicle" to lock onto. Now if we could persuade Saddam to make GPS
beacons standard equipment, then everything would be fine and dandy, but
failing that, the test is a sham. Meanwhile, ancient superstition has
triumphed over scientific progress with the House of Representatives voting
to ban stem cell research
, on Scriptural grounds. And the White
House's reproductive health policy, surprisingly enough, will divert funds
from those subversive pinko feminists in the family-planning movement towards
an abstinence-based strategy
closely tied to evangelical Christian groups.
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