What changes would appeal to Generation Xers? I ask. ... "We could have piercings for each degree," he says. "By the time you get to be a 33rd-degree Mason, you'd have so much metal you couldn't get into an airport." He smiles. "And of course the 33rd-degree piercing would have to be a very private piercing," he says. "Only 33rd-degree Masons would know where that piercing occurs."
You want a secret war with the S*ists? Just spraypaint 'xenu.net' on the footpath
outside their nearest church/bookstore/fleecing station and see how quicly they come running with bayonets fixed.
I got your war right here.
Personally, I'm waiting for the Masons to rebuild the Temple of Solomon. Watch them ay-rabs dance then!
hey cool, i think i'll join :) i'd like to get in a secret war with the scientologists!