The Null Device

This is not the Onion: The mayor of the town of Inglis, Florida, has drafted an edict officially banishing Satan from the town, and placed it in four posts, inscribed Repent, Request and Resist, on the outskirts of the town. Mayor Carolyn Risher, who was motivated to this action by seeing evidence of Satanic influence, such as drunk driving, child abuse and teenagers dressing in "goth" costume (undoubtedly whilst reading those darn Harry Potter books too), denies discriminating against religions, saying that the edict is all-encompassing -- well, for anyone who believes in Jesus Christ anyway. (via

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