The bizarre story of
Sexchart, which started as an ASCII chart of erotic liaisons in the "Internet scene" in 1997 (back when the words "Internet scene" had more meaning), and snowballed from there. Which is proof that geeks aren't as asexual as some believe, or at least that when they get some bootywhang they're compelled to obsessively chart it in ASCII line-art.
The chart may be found here.
Interestingly enough, I actually know a few of these people from years back.
(Though not in the Biblical sense, mind you; that would probably have involved
long-distance air travel.)