The Null Device

On the bus today, an overweight, baby-faced man with shaggy brown hair and green canvas drawstring pants was accosting passengers, walking right up to them, holding a piece of paper, and asking "What temperature do you like the weather to be?". Some answered, and others told him to go away; in the latter case, he persisted in following them around saying "Sorry. Sorry." I wonder whether perhaps he wasn't perchance one of those Transport Victoria Association survey-takers I keep hearing about.

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Posted by: Ben http://leviathan.weblogs.com Fri Jan 18 10:47:54 2002

Could be, could be. Did he by chance have insane-looking Mozart hair and keep chuckling to himself?

Posted by: Toby http://kt.zork.net/kernel-traffic/latest.html Fri Jan 18 12:26:42 2002

Oh, that was me. I'm trying to seed my algorithm for human-generated random numbers. Well, at least now you know what I look like.

Posted by: acb http://dev.null.org Fri Jan 18 16:52:44 2002

No, no insane-looking hair, just something that could be an overgrown bowl haircut (perhaps he hadn't had it cut since leaving the institution?) He didn't chuckle, as far as I noticed, but he did talk rapidly about the weather at the poor souls who replied to him.

Posted by: Ben http://leviathan.weblogs.com Sat Jan 19 06:53:22 2002

Sounds a bit like Peter, our Insane ex-committee member. He's often at Speaker's Forum on Sundays, drop by and see if it was him!

Posted by: alex http:// Sat Jan 19 14:29:20 2002

at least he wasn't describing the women on the tram (and what he wanted to do to them) in a none-too-subtle manner to a polystyrene-cupful of alfalfa ... there are many stories on melbourne's public transport ... this has been one of them. (from the 3RRR 'Eeeeek!' newsletter, circa 1991)

Posted by: acb http://dev.null.org Sun Jan 20 05:14:04 2002

And then there was the Multicultural Guy; he was in his late 20s or 30s, with short brown hair and a New Zealand accent, and when travelling by train would approach passengers (typically non-Europeans) and talk to them about multiculturalism. At one point he was haranguing a beleaguered-looking North African Muslim man about "the Jesus Christ who is alive today", and how different cultures are all good, before swooping down on a group of female Asian students, asking where they were from and whether they spoke Cantonese, and launching into his spiel about different cultures.

Posted by: acb http://dev.null.org Sun Jan 20 05:16:00 2002

Some choice quotws from the Multicultural Guy: "I was in Denmark and I saw this girl who married an Iraqi and I didn't say that, I didn't say "ooh go away go away", I didn't say that!"

"You gotta respect different choices!"

"I'm not saying that..." (favourite sentence starter)

"If Jesus rose from the dead, even if you believe in Islam..."

Posted by: zhulin Sat Jun 15 00:37:51 2002

It was me. I did it because I am outraged at the way in which radio stations and mad weatherpeople praise the hot weather and the beach so much. I myself find the hot weather extremely uncomforatable and the summer sun scorching. I prefer the weather to be in the comfortable teens with a bit of cloud to keep the sum from burning me. The weatherpeople need to realize that if you like the weather in the 30s you should move off to WA.

Posted by: zhulin Sat Jun 15 00:46:39 2002

Whenever the weather is hot (above 25 degrees), I sweat so much I hate it, and I spend my time trying to keep in the shade so that I am less uncomfortable, as the sun is so intense at any temperature above 20 degrees that I find it hard to raise my eyes except when the weather is cloudy - often, that means sticky. So, I find it unbelievable how mad weatherpeople praise the hot weather, and I thought that the only answer was to see if people really did agree with the Mike Larkins of Victoria (who I would advise to move off to WA and never return). I have found out that the popular temperature is about 25 degrees - I find even this hot and between 15 and 17 degrees ideal.

Posted by: zhu plantaion http:// Sun Jul 28 03:29:57 2002

The madness of weatherpeople is seen not only in the way in which they praise uncomfortably hot and excessively sunny weather; it is also seen in the way in which there is so much emphasis on things such as "hours of bright sunshine" in all the weather statistics. There are incredible numbers of statistics relating to frost frequency, yet very few relating to frequencies of days over 30°C, 35°C and/or 40°C, which are just as important to farmers (who depend so much on the weather Bureau) and far more important to the livelihoods of ordinary city dwellers. Especially someone like me who hates the hot weather and would wish for weatherpeople to learn to say "Too Hot" whenever the weather is above about 25 degrees.

Posted by: zhulin Thu Aug 7 12:06:23 2003

Most people think that Queensland has the best weather in Australia. I say - NEVER!

Between October and April, Tasmania clearly has the best weather in Australia - it's at least reasonably cool - and in the winter the southern mainland (eg. Adelaide) is near perfect.

Posted by: Ben http://leviathan.weblogs.com Thu Aug 7 13:25:11 2003

I've still got an old Eeek! Tee-shirt, although t doesn't even remotely fit me anymore.

Back in the good old days, before I started boycotting RRR.

Posted by: shulin http:// Sun Dec 7 10:27:48 2003

We should all boycott rrr, esp. now that they are moving to northcote.

Posted by: Ben http://members.ebay.com/aboutme/westgarth-books/ Mon Dec 8 07:10:47 2003

Goddamn it was hot today, speaking of weather, and I spent most of it stuck in a fricking moving van which finally broke down utterly on some effing hill in North Balwyn. I eventually got a bus (and a tram, and a bus, and a train) home and my friend who was too cheap to rent a proper van is probably still sitting by the side of the road waiting for the RACV to turn up.

Posted by: mark http://donotuselifts.net/ Mon Dec 8 14:10:41 2003

*looks at datestamps* Damn, zhulin, that's some dedication you've got there.

Posted by: Joe http:// Wed Dec 10 11:47:47 2003

I should say so!

Posted by: tony http://www.tamesapien.com/weblog/ Fri Dec 12 08:11:48 2003

Nice day for a game of cricket tomorrow. Low 20s. Hmmm. If we win the toss we'll bowl. Cool weather after a dash of rain is good for swing bowling. Fantastic.

Posted by: Dennis Thatcher http://http.net Sun Dec 21 01:14:22 2003

Quite right, punks like this sort of weather.

Posted by: tony http:// Thu Jan 8 04:05:12 2004

Yes, they sure do.

Posted by: Grasshopper http:// Sat Feb 21 14:28:07 2004

This weather gets stranger and stranger!

Posted by: Ben-Baba Ali Gazebo http:// Sat Sep 25 00:53:42 2004

I hope the weather is fine tomorrow for the street festival!

Posted by: Ben-Gurion Jacarutu http://leviathan.weblogs.com Tue Sep 28 01:30:35 2004

It was a beut! It rained twice early on (around 10:30) which was a pain as I was running around moving things, but then the sun came out, and the crowds, and we were flogging books in the road until 8 pm. We could have stayed open later too except I had promised to buy my brother some dinner. There were crowds in the street until 12 and all the venues were busy for a long time thereafter. Just goes to show running the Darebin Music Festival as part of the Fringe Festival was a good idea.

Posted by: Ben-Gurion Jacarutu http:// Thu Oct 21 13:26:11 2004

Kripes! Apparently we are in for (another) one of those disgustingly hot summers. Pah, if I could afford it and the Governments of the world wouldn't object, I'd jet out there to Blighty in a second.

Posted by: Bob the Weatherman http:// Fri Dec 17 10:45:00 2004

Merry Christmas to all the other weather freaks out there