Destroy everything pink and fluffy:
The FBI has warned of a possible Valentine's Day terrorist threat after a man,
"possibly of Arab descent", was detected buying 14 gas canisters, 12 packages of lead gun pellets and
nine white Valentine teddy bears in January.
Perhaps this is Saddam's follow-up to his dastardly plan to
steal American childrens' Christmas PlayStations a year and a bit ago?