Ooh, Moby has a new album out. He's on the cover of today's issue of InPress,
posing in a spacesuit, captioned with "I am a space alien".
No you're not; you're a boring geezer who makes bland pinkboy techno.
(I did buy a copy of Play when it came out, though it was one of the CDs liquidated in my most recent CD recycling sweep, and is now probably in a secondhand CD shop. I listened to it about twice.)