I can totally see these being used as an icebreaker at parties. Or indeed to approach attractive strangers in a bar.
YOU: "Did you know that pearls melt in vinegar?"
ATTRACTIVE STRANGER: "Wow! I never knew that..."
YOU: "It's true. And the Grand Canyon could hold about 900 trillion footballs... (nervous giggle) That's a *lot* of footballs!"
ATTRACTIVE STRANGER: (wide-eyed) "Reeally?"
Try it!
...and if you run out of those, you can always use those STA billboard ads.
The best conversation starters are lines from Derek and Clive (www.derekandclive.com) such as 'The Worst Job I Ever Had' (pulling lobsters out of Joan Crawford's arse)
Huh? On what planet is an eggplant, not a plant???
you mentioned telstra in your weblog. they win. :) how about that new wi-fi network being set up in 'trendy' hotel foyers and the like? has it been haxx0red yet? $10 an hour my arse.
Is that like the Starbucks one which jams free access points nearby and requires users to pay by the half-hour? (Still, if it's only Starbucks customers it affects, I don't have too much sympathy for them.)
Apparently some activist in San Francisco has set up his car as a roving 802.11 access point and taken to parking outside Starbucks and other such establishments, spreading the love. It must cost him a fortune, especially since the dot-coms all crashed.
Alright!