Form your own "new rock" band You will need:
- To be thin
- To be male
- To be white
- To have dark hair
- To have a band name starting with "The..."
- To wear tight T-shirts or leather jackets
- To know a maximum of three guitar chords
All I can say about this "new rock" hype is... it reminds me of The Romantics!! (particularly The Hives)
http://www.yesterdayland.com/popopedia/shows/music/mu1074.php
At least it seems to have scared off Limp Bizkit. Remember them?
This list excludes Andrew W.K., who doesn't have a 'the' in his name, and only knows two chords.
Yeah, but he's a metal dude. Doesn't count.
The thin requirement would exclude The Soundtrack of Our Lives and the dark hair requirement axes The Queens of the Stone Age. So it's still cool to like those bands right?
Hmm, isn't one of the White Stripes female?