Whitehouse spokesman Tony "the accent" Blair puts aside all pretense of wishing to avoid war in Iraq, and says that there is
no way out for Saddam Hussein; war is inevitable, and use of nuclear weapons is on the table.
Meanwhile, the chorus of celebrity opposition to the war has been
growing
, with Damon Albarn adding his voice to the opposition; wonder if this means that Liam Gallagher will speak out in support of our boys in the gulf and/or encourage someone to take a baseball bat to that little Albarn artfag.
(In the interests of fairness, I'd insert a link to the Onion's "Handlers Desperate To Prevent Tara Reid Political Awakening" story from last year, but it's no longer online: instead, here's a link to my link to it last year.)