I was just wondering who the "Jemima" in the quote in the title could be. Did someone in the UK name their daughter Jemima in the past decade or so (as opposed to Ashlee or Madisyn or Breeanna or whatever the standard little-girl names these days are), or is Jemima something else, like a dog or a crazy elderly relative or something?
Jemima is bound to be a child. It's a very upper-middle class name, exactly the sort of name whose bearer's parent would use particular tone.
Unlike "Oi! Tiffany! If you don't shut the f*ck up I won't buy you no more f*cking Pokemons!"
It just reminds me of Play School, actually.
I blogged this a while ago, along with various other excellent stuff from the rest of http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com See http://www.frogworth.com/blog/archive/2003_05.php#000895 The sad jokes - http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/jokes.html - are still hilarious.