That all reminds me of a high-concept, Disneylondon version of that "alt.tv" screen in Bourke St.; originally it was meant to be some sort of hip, underground pop-culture thing, run by the custodians of pop-culture, ad agencies. It showed animations, BMX/skateboarding segments and interviews with People Off The Street. Oh, and every so often it would show ads, when the speakers arrayed around the nearby streetscapes would come to life and provide a soundtrack to the captive audiences waiting for trams.
The "alt.tv" concept (I wonder if they tried to take over the USENET newsgroup as a promotional medium) fizzled, and the screen seems to have been taken over by stock quotes, news tickers, and Leunig claymations on repeat. Oh, and ads.
Anyway, back to Disneylondon, the theme park that the Second City of McWorld (the title of First City being shared by New York, Washington and LA) is turning into. Maybe if they actually handed over management of the city to Disney Corp., the Tube would run properly and not keep crashing into tunnel walls. And they could use the decommissioned postal rail tunnels for theme park security.
"London is probably the apex of evolutionary urban planning..."
Come on, it can't be *that* bad!
funnily enough, my last two foreign excursions were to London and Disneyworld. Anyone who compares London to Disneyworld hasn't been to Disneyworld. For one thing, London is probably the apex of evolutionary urban planning, while Disneyworld is the exact opposite.
Also, a Big Thunder Mountain rollercoaster crashed in its tunnel segment recently, killing 1 and wounding 11 more, so they probably wouldn't be able to keep real trains on time.