A survey in a German car magazine has found that male BMW drivers have sex more often than owners of any other car - 2.2 times a week. Porsche owners have sex the least - 1.4 times.
...meanwhile, low-status individuals who don't own cars have little or no sex. Or perhaps, to quote Alex Torres, "Snazzy cars. Helping losers have sex since 1895."
On a tangent, a professor of creative writing recounts evading the seductive wiles of hordes of young, flirtatious female students, either after a good grade or, allegedly, the coming-of-age ritual of "doing the prof". For some reason, this doesn't seem to happen very much in computer-science institutions.
Man, that was a boring as all hell article...talk about creative writing...no one else could've attempted it...it's not an interesting subject...base tiillation for the ralph readers the age so desperately want's back...the woman on the front cover of A3 was quite obviously not a uni student (pigtails?)...what is it with the age and nude/semi nude women on the front cover of the lifestyle section?
Err... thanks for the quotation but I'd like to take advantage of being on the subject and letting everyone know that I find those catchphrases and the corresponding drawings embarassing as hell. I wasn't having clear thoughts when I did them.
Well, they still amuse me.
And the Alex-the-Argentine-pimp character is kind of cool, in a somewhat ironic sense.
Thank you, but it's a rep I'd like to get rid of.
Fair enough.
Creative writing, indeed.