The Null Device


Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin, those two purveyors of feelgood fare, now have a daughter, and her name is... Apple. Is there some kind of law that says that celebrities must give their children ridiculous names? Chances are, her school years will be a misery, unless her parents send her to schools exclusively for celebrity spawn. (I'm sure the Church of Scientology and other similarly charitable organisations run such schools in Hollywood, Notting Hill and other such places, so that all the Apples and Moon Units and Jets and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lilies don't get the crap bullied out of them by more conventionally-named classmates.)

There are 2 comments on ""Apple"?!?":

Posted by: Graham Sat May 15 17:07:59 2004

This iPod thing has GONE TOO FAR!!!11

Posted by: datakid http:// Sat May 15 18:21:22 2004

I thought they all ended up on <a href=""> Anarchy TV</a>

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