Probably not unless Kim Jong Il personally got into indie music. Though if you became a good chef, you'd stand a decent chance of being invited to cook for him.
Only if you had a short hair cut.
If more people had the balls they would have done something like this before. Walk the walk not just talking the talk.
Man, you nailed Coldplay perfectly. I wonder if I made up an indie rock band, could I get a free tour of North Korea? Fascinating.