Bureaucratic aliens from the planet Stanton have invaded Earth, stifling all rational thought in a mere nine minutes. They enslave all the architects, forcing them to build fashionable and nonfunctional Doric façades in front of every McDonalds. Randroids, huge semi-mechanical creatures, a cross between a cyborg and a public-address system, stride the landscape in Ayn Borg Collectives.
Johnnie "Galtboy" Tyler (played by Keanu Reeves) comes along and meets Dilbert (played by John Travolta) and Wally (played by Forest Whitaker). Disgusted with their office politics and disregard for quality, Johnnie trains his tribe of cavemen in capitalism in one week and achieves a leveraged buyout of perfectly preserved Harrier jumpjets. He then flies these back to the planet Stanton and delivers a 40,000-page speech that bores the aliens literally to death.
Oh, whoops, the introductory note is in fact a direct quote from the link, which is to an "uncyclopedia.org". ("un" because she didn't.)
I was going to say - ayn rand, dilbert and keanu? Sounds more like y'r smokin' da 'erb than actually linked to reality...
Are you sure Ayn Rand won a Nobel Prize? Her Wikipedia entry doesn't mention it, and "site:nobelprize.org ayn" gives no hits.