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Pupils' eyes blacked out in school photos

It's paedogeddon: A school in Welwyn Garden City, north of London, has taken to blacking out pupils' eyes in school photographs, to prevent perverts from photoshopping their faces onto pornographic images. Each copy of a school photograph issued to a parent has the eyes of all children other than that parent's own occluded by black lines, just in case. Parents are also banned from taking photographs at the school's nativity play, just in case they might turn out to be paedophiles.

Applecroft Primary School has not commented on alleged plans to fit all children with containers containing pressurised sewage, which can be remotely detonated in the event of a paedophile attack.

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Posted by: pupils redacted Thu Dec 2 09:49:00 2010

There's also the Bonnie Tyler method:

http://ravereader.wordpress.com/2010/04/20/this-is-just-strange-total-eclipse-of-the-heart/