psychoceramics: Kook Watch: David Voisine

[Andrew C Bulhak <acb @ cs.monash.edu.au>]

Here's some rather interesting (if incoherent) prose, forwarded to 
alt.usenet.kooks by someone else.  I'm forwarding it to the list
for your amusement.

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From: kamamer @ io.org (karl mamer)
Newsgroups: alt.usenet.kooks
Subject: Kook Watch: David Voisine
Date: 5 Nov 1995 09:28:50 -0500
Organization: Internex Online, Toronto, Ontario, Canada (416 363 3783)

David Voisine, I predict, will become Toronto's 7th Kook of the Month
winner, that is if Aol North (ie the Toronto Freenet) doesn't can
him first. David posts off-topic rants, religious ascii, thoughts
on the weather, and threats to the newsgroups listed below. He's rarely on topic.
He's rarely lucid. Here's a great example:

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Newsgroups: alt.david,alt.happyman,alt.good.morning,alt.canadian,
alt.canadian.beaver,alt.party,alt.wired,general,aol.chat,torfree.general,
tor.general,ut.general,york.general,ont.general,can.general,can.infohighway,
soc.culture.canada,earth.general
Path: news.interlog.com!io.org!torfree!bo681
From: bo681 @ torfree.net (David Voisine)
Subject: Trauma On The TTC
Message-ID: <DHJC6v.CoK--@t--.net>
Organization: TTC Traumatized!
X-Newsreader: TIN [version 1.2 PL2]
Date: Sat, 4 Nov 1995 20:13:42 GMT
Lines: 18

D=Well I was on the subway the other day reading Stephen Kings The Stand
  when all of a sudden this green haired what I know was a lady after you
  get my entire message here.  Anyways she stands right in front of me sort
  of leaning forward and keeps smiling with here eyes and grinning at me well
  to say the gaul of this girl.  Any ways so I read on and I am coming to the
  part where people are dying every place from this plague in the novel 
  when I feel a leg and knowing it is not my own looked up to see a rather
  naughty but amusing sight, in front of me was a cobra with its tongue 
  pierced and surrounding its head was a velva of hair if you get my 
  drift here.  Just so the kiddies don't get more education than deemed 
  necessary.  Any ways to finish my story I said to the girl.  What you
  get engaged lately with the ring and all or does your boyfriend like
  to pet snakes?  hee hee.
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^^^^^^^^^^^Hosea 3:5  Then the people of Israel shall turn back^^^^^^^^^^^ 
^^^^^^^^^^^and seek the Lord, their  God, and David, their king.^^^^^^^^^^
^^^^..TORONTO...David Voisine <b--@f--.toronto.on.ca>...CANADA..^^^^
^The Newsgroup: alt.david Paraclete's http://www.geopages.com/Athens/1933^
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FYI, ut.general & york.general are groups for the University of Toronto and
York University. What connection David has with either of these
institutions is beyond me. He used to include alt.2600 in his perma-posts
but following a couple mail bombs (one was about 2,000 lines & one
was about 20,000 lines) he seems to have given up the ghost on that group.
How do I know how long his mail bombs were? Well, in a fit of rage, David
posted his mailbombs to usenet so we all could enjoy them. What a sweet
guy. He seems to have also dropped alt.gothic. A couple goths claimed
they were coming to Toronto and were anxious to meet the guy who was
bringing his one man christian crusade to alt.gothic.

Anyway, this is not yet a nomination. His master work is still out there,
some place.

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An answer from spam devoid of any real intelligence or a human idea.   Chilly
toes now  frequently reclaim blanket space once stolen by your wife. Chatting
with breakfast cereal imprisons me within a creeping sense that this sig line
makes no sense. Software. TORONTO...karl mamer... <k--@i--.org> Pizza, eh?

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