psychoceramics: (2) CHURCH of the SUB-GRUBOR & NENSLO

[fed @ cca.org (Francis E. Decstation)]

Here's more about Grubor's attempt at a SubGenioid religion.
Is there any other instance in history of a kook imitating
a religion that imitates kooks?  In any case, I think that
the Church of the SubGrubor may be worth looking at, just for
the weirdness value.

St. Francis E.

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On Sun, 16 Jun 1996, Steve Morrissey wrote:

> DrJohnG wrote:
> > 
> > On Sat, 15 Jun 1996, Bill McVay wrote:
> > 
> > > Dr John Genius Grubor wrote:
> > > >
> > > > On Fri, 14 Jun 1996, NENSLO wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >       Say, Doc, I thought we had already established that you were going
> > > > > to be a true gentleman and honorable individual by not dumping this stuff
> > > > > on alt.slack.
> > >
> > > It is impossible to be off topic in alt.slack.  All topics are fair game.
> > >
> > > >
> > > > You know, I have not posted over there for weeks, and quite frankly, I
> > > > was missing you slackers.  And I figured "now watch this, one of the
> > > > slackers will write back by e-mail"  and sure enough, UP POPPED NENSLO!
> > > >
> > > > hehehe..........  nice show dude!
> > > >
> > > > > The newsgroup is really getting crapped up with offtopic
> > > > > spam lately and you could really help out by posting things there which
> > > > > ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE CHURCH OF THE SUBGENIUS.
> > > >
> > > > Yes, but I AM, dude.  The thing is "ME!"  I am the natural derivative of
> > > > the church of the SUB-GENIUS, and the slackers have started their own
> > > > cult around me.  Have you not heard of the CHURCH OF THE SUB-GRUBOR?
> > > >
> > > > > If you
> > > > > don't know what that is, check out SubSite on the web or send one dollar
> > > > > P.O. Box 140306 Dallas, TX 75214.
> > > >
> > > > Hey man, I knew about the Church of the Sub-Genius YEARS ago!
> > > > But man, I was never allowed to join.  I never qualified as a
> > > > SUB-GENIUS because I am a genius.
> > > >
> > > > >       You have LOTS AND LOTS of newsgroups to which you are a relentless
> > > > > poster, and if anyone wants to find you and discover what you're on a tear
> > > > > about now, they should have no difficulty doing so.
> > > >
> > > > True NENSLO, but you must also realize that I am the ultimate
> > > > "super-slacker," here long before the SUB-GENIUS cult was here.
> > > >
> > > > >       Thanks for your help on this.
> > > >
> > > > Hey, no problem NENSLO, I am always ready to cut you some slack, but you
> > > > must do the same back to me, dig?  I mean, to REALLY get KEWL, you want
> > > > to join the CHURCH of the SUB-GRUBOR, too.  Just send your $1.00 to:
> > > >
> > > > CHURCH of the SUB-GRUBOR
> > > > P.O. Box 114
> > > > E. McKeesport, Pa.  15035
> > > >
> > > > And you can also become a SUB-GRUBOR {;-)-~
> > >
> > > As a fellow genius, I am glad I joined the Meow Church of the SUB Grubor
> > > before an admission charge started being collected.
> > >
> > 
> > Hey, SURE MAN!!! We will always cut you some slack and "waive-admisssion."
> > I mean, the "CHURCH of the SUB-GRUBOR" is all about waiving assess fees of
> > all kind, and everybody gets free admission to the usenet.....
> > 
> > > >
> > > > And everybody in the SUB-GRUBOR Church gets free advice about how
> > > > to make the Government give YOU some "slack," or better put, how
> > > > to pay as little money to the IRS and be legal.
> > > >
> > > > cheers,
> > > >
> > > > Dr. Super-Slacker X2
> > > > Church Of The SUB-GRUBOR
> > > > "cut me a brake" Department
> > >
> > > Meow!
> > >
> > >
> > 
> > Meow, Meow!  libby...
> 
> Meow Meow Meow Meow, DocG!  How does one go about joining the Meow
> Church of the SUB-GRUBOR? 
> 
> Sincerely,
> Steve Morrissey
> 

Just send your $1 into the address above, and you will get a list
of the things you need to do to be a SUB-Grubor.

You must send a SASE.  But If you don't have a dollar, we will
"cut you some slack" and send the List of the SUB-GRUBOR commandments
for nothing, but we need an envelope to send the stuff in.

Now the text will teach you the very healthy yoga tai-chi self-worship 
systems practiced by the Gruborites, which are fully integrated in the 
yin-yang and I-Ching platforms. Both karma and moksha are supported with 
32-Bit Confucian default need-hierarchy systems.

CHURCH of the SUB-GRUBOR
P.O. Box 114
E. McKeesport, Pa.  15035

just send one dollar and a piece of paper that says:

"Subscribe SUB-GRUBOR Church of GOD <your address>"

You will thereafter be given instructions by the GOD.
We do not discriminate and avatars and androids are also admitted,
but AI bots are restricted unless you can show some actual physical
form. (sorry, cybermorph's union demanded it)

GOD ia the:

G eneral
O perations 
D irector


virtually yours,

-SUB-GRUBOR machine language 
& AI administration/bots