psychoceramics: El Nino UFO Connection

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EL NINO CAUSED BY UFO EXHAUST?
    by Mike Foster / Weekly World News

MELBOURNE, Australia -- Researchers have zeroed in on a possible cause of El
Nino, the mysterious weather system that returns regularly to spawn natural
catastrophes worldwide. Incredibly,
they suspect it is caused by hot exhaust from the engines of
UFOs!

"We compared the dates when El Nino has appeared to the dates
when the number of UFO sightings over the Pacific Ocean have
peaked, going back 200 years, and we found there is a 100 percent
correlation," declared one of the researchers, meteorologist
Gordon Roth.

"Whenever flying saucers are aloft, El Nino returns."

This year, when El Nino is expected to be the most severe in 150
years, is no exception, he added. "There have been a record
number of UFO sightings in the Pacific."

El Nino, which materializes roughly every seven years, always
rises in the Pacific Ocean, when water temperatures suddenly soar
for no discernable reasons. The vast pool of abnormally warm
water pumps more energy and moisture into the atmosphere and this
sets off a chain reaction that disrupts wind and rainfall
patterns around the world for months.

In the most severe cases, such as the one expected to cause havoc
from November through next March, the result is pounding
rainstorms, mudslides and beach erosion in California, torrential
floods in the southern two thirds of the U.S., and killing
droughts in Australia, Indonesia, South America and Africa. "It
also has a devastating effect on the marine food chain," said
Roth.

El Nino, referring to the Christ Child, got its name from
fishermen who noticed unusually warm water off the coast of Peru
around Christmas in 1795.

"Curiously enough, that same year several ship captains recorded
in their logs having seen enormous 'disks' emerging from the
water and flying up into the clouds," said Roth.

El Nino was especially brutal in 1957 and 1972. "Those years
there were an unusual number of confirmed UFO sightings in the
Pacific, at least 60, compared to 16 in an average year."

The worst incarnation of El Nino, in 1982-83, was blamed for up
to 2,000 deaths worldwide and more than 13 billion in property
damage, said the expert. "Sure enough, our research shows the
number of reported UFO sightings by vessels and aircraft in the
Pacific hit 162 that year, more than 10 times the norm."

Roth theorizes that visiting UFOs unload superheated hydrogen gas
into the water as they fire up their engines to go home --
inadvertently boiling the sea. "There's no doubt that a squadron
of such vessels would have a significant impact on ocean
temperatures."

If Roth's theory is correct, our planet is in for a rocky ride,
because this year there have been a whopping 211 UFO sightings
in the Pacific -- meaning El Nino could be the worst ever!

Said Roth, "World leaders must try to contact these UFOs and let
them know about the harmful effects their launches are having on
our environment -- or the consequences with be horrific."