psychoceramics: better be ready to swallow

[Ken Alexander <k--@e--.umich.edu>]

Jesus is coming in three weeks!  Mark your calendars.
Tuesday March 31, 1600 GMT, God will appear to the Taiwanese UFO cult
in Garland Texas, looking much like their leader.  He will make thousands
of clones of himself and have all kinds of special powers. 
If you don't believe and/or aren't a vegetarian, you'll be caught up
in the nasty tribulations of 1999, which include:

  January: nuclear war with China.
  February: war in Korea.
  June: east Asia economic collapse
  August: Taiwan destroyed by exploding nuclear power plants.
  October: middle east nuked on Jesus' true birthday.

The worthy will goto Lake Street Beach in Gary, Indiana.
Reports differ about whether they have to go there and then get picked up
by god's flying saucer, or whether the saucer will pick them up from 
elsewhere and drop them there where they will be safe (or whether there
will just be a classic cult mass suicide).