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psychoceramics: Jesus is coming! Look busy!




Just thought everyone might want to know that the rapture index is at an
all-time high.  Time to cash in the mutual funds.

http://www.novia.net/~todd/rap2.html

I am now blessing your entry in The Book of Life...

St Aardvark the Carpeted                    a--@i--.bc.ca
You always use violence.  I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

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Date: Sun, 18 Jan 1998 12:40:15 -0800
From: St Aardvark the Carpeted <a--@a-->
To: a--@i--.bc.ca
Subject: rap2.html


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 1 False Christs     4    18 World Church        5    35 The Antichrist 1
 2 Occult            3    19 Globalism           5    36 Volcanoes      5
 3 Satanism          2    20 Tribulation Temple  5    37 Earthquakes    5+1
 4 Unemployment      1    21 Anti-Semitism       5    38 Hurricane/Torn 5
 5 Inflation         2+1  22 Israel Unrest       5    39 Persia (Iran)  5
 6 Interest Rates    1    23 Russia (Gog)        3-1  40 Famine         4
 7 Economy           5+1  24 Less Civil Rights   3    41 Drought        4
 8 Oil Supply/Price  1    25 The False Prophet   2+1  42 Plagues        3-1
 9 Debt              4    26 Nuclear Nations     5    43 Climate        5
10 Financial Unrest  5    27 Global turmoil      5    44 Food Supply    5
11 Leadership        5    28 Arms Build Up       5    45 Floods         5
12 Drug abuse        3-1  29 Liberalism          3
13 Apostasy          5    30 The Peace Process   1     Rapture Index   170
14 Supernatural      1    31 Kings of the East   5+1      Net Change    +2
15 Moral Standards   4    32 Mark of the Beast   5
16 Anti-Christian    4    33 Beast Government    5     Updated:  12 Jan 98
17 Crime Rate        1    34 Date Settings       5

Record High 170  Record Low 50  1996 High 152  1997 High 168  1998 High 170
Jan 12 98        Dec 12 93      1996 Low  111  1997 Low  137  1998 Low  167

   
  COMMENTS ON ACTIVE CATEGORIES
  
01 False Christs:
    The leader of a cult in Garland Texas claims to be
    the father of Jesus Christ.
05 Inflation:
    For the first in the 12 year history of this index, disinflation
    is starting to become an economic concern.
06 Interest Rates:
    Interest rates have dropped due to very low inflation.
07 Economy:
    The troubles in Asia continue to deepen. Indonesia is the lastest
    basket case.
08 Oil Supply/Price:
     OPEC has raised its oil production quota, which should in
     turn lower oil price.
09 Debts/Trade:
    Asian countries suffering under heavy debt loads.
11 Leadership:
    The EU's rapid progress has upgraded this category.
12 Drug Use:
    The lack of any new reports has downgraded this category
13 Apostasy:
    In the Catholic Church there are some who are trying to elevate
    Mary to the status of co-redeemer.
15 Moral Standards:
    The drop in the number of abortions have downgraded this
    category.
18 World Church:
    Church organizations which work to unify all religions have been
    rather active lately.
19 Globalism:
    The new global communication agreement has upgraded this category.
20 Tribulation Temple:
   The Temple Mount Faithful were yet again prevented by Israel
   police from a reaching the Temple Mount area.
21 Anti-Semitism:
    A slew of anti-Semitic attacks has upgraded this category.
22 Israel Unrest:
    The two bombings in Jerusalem have maxxed out this category.
23 Gog (Russia):
    Barring Yetsin's heath, Russia remains stable.
25 The False Prophet:
    The growing fragility of the Popes health has upgraded this
    category.
26 Nuclear Nations:
    Iran is make good progress at becoming a nuclear nations with its
    purchase of sensitive technology from Russia and China.
27 World Unrest:
    The number of world conflicts is reported to have increased
28 Arms Build Up:
    Russia is positioning itself to be the world's number one army
    dealer.
29 Liberalism:
    A Republican sweep of off-year election downgraded this category.
30 The Peace Process:
    The talks between Israeli and the PLO have shown no sign of
    any progress.
31 Kings of the East:
    Because China has mostly escaped the economic downturn that has
    hit the Far East, it will likely race ahead of its neighbor's
    economies earlier than expected.
32 Mark of the Beast:
    The EU is on track for the January 1999 deadline.
33 Beast Government:
    The EU is planning on add 5 new members.
36 Volcanoes:
    Montserrat's volcano has rumbled to life again.
37 Earthquakes:
    China is hit by a 6.2 quake that kills 53 people.
38 Hurricanes/Tornadoes:
    Typhoon Paka slams into the island of Guam with record
    winds of 238 mph.
39 Persia (Iran):
    Iran is testing its first locally built military jet.
40 Famine:
    World hunger is holding steady.
42 Plagues:
     US AIDS deaths take a huge dive.
44 Food Supply:
    The record harvest of gain in the US will not enough to keep
    up with growing demand.
45 Floods:
    East Africa continues to suffer heavy flooding.

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   View the Gulf War high from Oct 26 90
   View the record high from Jan 12 98
   View the record low from Dec 12 93
   
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   The Rapture Index categories explained
   
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  The Purpose For This Index
  
   The Rapture Index has two functions: one is to factor together a
   number of related end time components into a cohesive indicator, and
   the other is to standardize those components in order to eliminate the
   wide variance that exists with prophecy reporting. The Rapture Index
   by no means is meant to predict the rapture, however, the index is
   meant to measure the type of activity that could act as a precursor to
   the rapture.
   

Rapture Index of 85 and Below:  Slow prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 85 to 110:     Moderate prophetic activity
Rapture Index of 110 to 145:    Heavy prophetic activity
Rapture Index above 145:        Alert zone

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