psychoceramics: "Charles Haddock Spurgeon", Tampa, FL kook

[David Fleck <dfleck @ uog9.uog.edu>]

I just recently dug out of an old file two pieces by a shadowy figure who 
called him/her/itself "Charles Haddock Spurgeon".  The _modus operandi_ 
of this person was to write diatribes in tiny tiny handwriting, xerox 
many copies, and stick them on car windshields in parking lots in and 
around Tampa back in the late '80s (that's when I collected him, at 
least).  It's very odd, sad and a bit frightening as well.  Spurgeon made 
me to appreciate the benefits of anonymity.  I have attempted to 
duplicate as best ASCII can the typographic style.
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			Hollywood or ... Christ?
Did you Know: (a) ALL celebrities are the children of other celebrities, 
with fake names and fake backgrounds to make it appear they made it on 
"talent." (b) They don't write their own songs. From the 60's on, 
Hollywood made it's pop singers and groups appear to write their own 
songs -- they don't.  They are all merely the children of other 
celebrities with Fake names and "set-up" backgrounds. (c) They cannot be 
arrested, Like Foreign diplomats which have Diplomatic Immunity. Yet to 
trick the public, they constantly "set-up" Fake drug-busts, and what not 
-- but it is all just Hollywood Fiction played out in the press, written 
up by the same Hollywood writers who write Fiction for the movies and TV. 
(d) The celebrities are giants, with the ones who are 6'5" - 7' going 
into movies, telvision and modeling, where they can hide their true 
height by having everything propped-up around them. The most attractive 
celebrities in Hollywood are so tall they almost couldn't get dates in 
normal society. (E) The little ones go into music because they can do 
concert appearances; -- they aren't really songwriters; they're just 
average height. (F) The celebrities are "persecution-freaks", and they 
have everything bugged, taped, and filmed, and they persecute kind people 
and psychics, through the police and their Hollywood "set-up networks", 
and even deny them medical treatment!
	The celebrities hate human kindness -- they view Kindness as a 
personality defect -- and they promote hatred. Every word you've ever 
spoken is on computer-tape in Hollywood.
	"Wise men still seek Him" (Isaiah 9:6)
	Your Faithful servant in the Lord,	Charles Haddock Spurgeon
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	"THOU SHALT NOT FOLLOW A MULTITUDE TO DO EVIL" (Exodus 23:2)
AN AVERAGE MAN CAN STOP THE BIGGEST CELEBRITIES IN HOLLYWOOD-- because 
they're dependent upon average people, and the police, to persecute and 
kidnap for them.  A Tampa bus driver called me a dirty word and tried to 
force me off of his bus, for no reason. In November of 1982 the 
celebrities in Hollywood in _music_, _films_, _TV_, _modeling_, 
_and_ _the_ _TV_ _preachers_, launched a worldwide persecution against me 
(_a literal_ _"Hollywood War"_) _as big as Vietnam_, and no one will help 
me. ***(1)_When you go to the movies, you're watching giants_. The 
celebrities are giants, with the ones who are 6'6"-7' going into movies, 
TV, and modeling, where they can hide their gigantic height by having 
everything giant-sized around them. _The little ones go into music, or 
become TV preachers, so they can do concerts, and make public 
appearances_. (2) _All celebrities are from Hollywood families_, with 
fake names and fake backgrounds, to make it appear they made it on 
talent. (3) They don't write their own songs... they're really just the 
children of other celebrities; they can't be arrested; and even their 
obituaries are phoney. (4) The celebrities have everything _bugged_, 
_taped_, _filmed_, _and they persecute Christians and kind, good people 
through their illegal police-operated "set-up networks_." (5) _The 
celebrities are kidnappers and they practice torture_. Hollywood's 
best-kept secret! _Hollywood prisons, jails, and torture-chambers, such 
as the types they use in motion-pictures and TV shows, which are not open 
to public scrutiny, ought to be illegal_. Why should the celebrities be 
allowed to own private prisons? Federal prisons, and even military 
prisons, are open to public scrutiny -- why not Hollywood prisons? IF I 
GET KIDNAPPED IT WILL NOT BE IN THE NEWSPAPER! (_Also, a Plant City and 
Brandon undercover cop robbed me of thousands of dollars_.) HELP ME WIN 
AND BECOME A LOCAL TAMPA PASTOR *** YOU OUGHT TO HEAR ME PREACH!
						   (Isaiah 40:23)
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