psychoceramics: PLEASE EAT THE SAME OFTEN

[Mitchell Porter <mitch @ thehub.com.au>]

I've seen variations on this message stuck to walls, telephone poles, etc.,
dozens of times over a five-year period, here in Brisbane. I have no idea
who's behind it.

PLEASE EAT THE SAME OFTEN
5 TO 10 FOODS MAINLY SACKS
  OF POTATO'S WITH NO SALT
MICROWAVED AND HAVE PLASTIC
[OR] WOOD FURNITURE
  _NO CUSHIONS_ AND RUN A
PERSIAN RUG OR CARPET OVER A
  DOUBLE BED BASE OF WOOD AND
SLEEP ON THAT FLAT SURFACE
[POTATO'S ALL] THE TIME PLEASE

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-mitch
http://www.thehub.com.au/~mitch