Re: psychoceramics: Re: Goldfish Rescuers

["Ribit R. Ribit" <Bwah @ typhoon.nse.com>]

It's funny that we're talking about goldfish here.  I have a philosophy 
about them myself.  It's a proven fact that watching them reduces 
stress, anxiety, even hyperactivity in children.  What -hasn't- been 
proven, however, is that goldfish are special imports from the galaxy 
three time-folds away called Ahh.  It's also interesting to note that at 
the -exact- same time period that goldfish started popping up everywhere 
in their simu-atmospheres (those round clear bowls), the valarian  
plant flowered on the island Slifdogh, off the coast of France.  It's 
commonly known that the root from this plant has been used for centuries 
to relieve stress, anxiety, and that thing they used to call hysterics (I 
think they call it PMS now).  Soooo, all i'm tryna say is...
Thanks, Visitors from Ahh!

Bwah!  Disliker of Ritual, Defender of the Arabic Cockatoo, and Lady in 
Waiting for Another Title to Add to Her Collection