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psychoceramics: Fwd: Re: some useful suggestions... guess who's next!
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- Subject: psychoceramics: Fwd: Re: some useful suggestions... guess who's next!
- From: Bruce Baugh <arisian @ eyrie.org>
- Date: Mon, 4 Aug 1997 16:32:34 -0700
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I think the one-liner at the end of this pretty well covers it.
From: "James C. Allison" <allison @ livingston.net>
Newsgroups: alt.sci.physics.new-theories
Subject: Re: some useful suggestions... guess who's next!
Date: Sun, 03 Aug 1997 22:59:33 -0700
Jeffrey Allen Kassel wrote:
>
> Suggestions:
>
> Whenever you speak to anyone face to face (the best way), just start
> pointing to your eye whenever you feel compelled to use that non-word
> pseudo-personal pronoun "I". Whenever you are not face to face, use the
> proper pronoun, ME (short for MY EYE). For example: Me thinks. Me
> sees. Me says.
>
> Whenever you speak to anyone face to face (the best way), just start
> pointing to your nose whenever you feel compelled to use that non-word
> pseudo-verb to "know". Whenever not face to face, start to use the
> expression, BY MY NOSE. For example: By my nose, everybody knows this
> is nowhere, Neil.
>
> Whenever you speak to anyone face to face (the best way), just start
> raising two fingers (your choice of which ones) whenever you feel
> compelled to use that non-word "true". Whenever not face to face, start
> to use the expression, BEST TWO OUT OF THREE. For example: Best two
> out of three, everybody knows this is nowhere, so kneel instead of duck,
> because nothing’s going to hit you.
>
> My opinions:
>
> "I" is a misunderstanding, an error in translation, a typo, a mistake.
>
> "Know" is a misunderstanding, an error in translation, a type, a
> mistake.
>
> "Truth" is a misunderstanding, an error in translation, a typo, a
> mistake.
>
> "God" is also a misunderstanding, an error in translation, a typo, a
> mistake.
>
> Another suggestion:
>
> Whenever you think of the name you would use for your special view of a
> "God", start to think, and speak with the properly spelled noun meaning
> GOODNESS. For example:
>
> God? Use GOOD as in good is as good does.
>
> Lord? Use LARD as in the fat of the land.
>
> Christ? Use CRY-EST as in one who cries the most around here.
>
> Allah? Use A LA as in a la la la la la la la la.
>
> Jehovah? Use YOU HAVE A as in you have a good point to make.
>
> God? Use DOG as in dog, go do it (doggone it).
>
> Generic: Use SWEET NOTHING as in my eye sees you, you beautiful sweet
> nothing.
>
> Non-English equivalents are available upon request.
>
> Jeff
>
> P.S. Graphic version attached. Note: All characters portrayed are the
> property of time warner. Note: All names have been changed to protect
> the ignorant.
Jeff, Me thinks you needs to get out a bit more! :)
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