psychoceramics: I'm with the FBI. Bust me.

["Johannes Scmidt" <redskul @ hotmail.com>]

Global Organize Crime



 The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and
 International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME; the
 author who introduces the story swears it's true:

 FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that 
was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of 
reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had
 worked up quite an appetite.

 The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the 
FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.

 Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of
        soda.

 Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?

 Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.

 PM: The psychiatric hospital?

 Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

 PM: You're an FBI agent?

 Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

 PM: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

 Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front
        doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the
         back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

 PM: And you say you're all FBI agents?

 Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

 PM: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?

 Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

 PM: How are you going to pay for all of this?

 Agent: I have my checkbook right here.

 PM: And you're all FBI agents?

 Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you             
remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service                         
entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

 Pizza Man: I don't think so. ::click::



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