psychoceramics: Re: psychoceramics, Prosperity in Christ

[St Aardvark the Carpeted <a--@i--.bc.ca>]

Saints above, who the hell falls for this crap?  Honestly...

Especially when MORRIS CERULLO will give you -- that's right, you there,
the funny one with the glasses -- ABSOLUTELY FREE a genuine PLASTITE
PLAQUE that names YOU as one of (and I'm quoting here, folks) "GOD;S
ENDTIME CONVENANT PRIEST-INTERCESSORS".  How can you possibly say no?

Actually, it's quite a larf being on his mailing list.  About 1/4 of it
consists of bulletins in various states of glossiness describing how God
has truly blessed Morris Cerullo's Mission To All The World.  And the rest
of it is inadvertantly hilarious fund-raising thingies that urge you to
protect your home by signing up for the GLOBAL PRAYER STRIKE FORCE 2000
COMMAND POST KIT (I *desperately* want one of these -- they come with a
lapel pin AND a window sticker "to protect your home from Satan!" -- but
they're to smart to send one out without the mandatory $30 "donation").

My favourite, though, are the letters that ask for donations so that
Morris -- er, ahem, God -- can "POUR OUT UPON YOUR HOME AN ENDTIME
FINANCIAL SPIRITUAL HARVEST BLESSING LIKE NO OTHER!"  This last one had
the phrase "Plant your seed!" repeated not only throughout the pamphlet
and letter, but "hand-written" for emphasis throughout the letter as well,
as though Morris wanted to emphasize the importance of planting your seed
(pardon me?) one last time before personally folding the letter and
licking the envelope. 

Sign up NOW at www.mcwe.com (and even the url is funny), and put yourself
on Christ's mailing list.

I am now blessing your ENDTIME FINANCIAL SPIRITUAL HARVEST BLESSING LIKE
NO OTHER!...

St Aardvark the Carpeted                    a--@i--.bc.ca
You always use violence.  I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.