psychoceramics: Sign Guy Manifestation #2

[Bruce Ediger <b--@t--.csn.net>]

On Tuesday, the 9th of June, 1998, I happened to be in the parking lot
of the MacDonald's fast food restaurant in Estes Park, Colorado.  This
was about 8:15am or so.  I spotted a small "recreational vehicle" covered
with weird signs.  The RV was a late 70s pickup truck, modified so that
instead of a truck bed, it carried a small, single-person dwelling.

The signs were of paper, laminated in plastic and affixed to probably
30% of the surface area of the truck.  Many signs were duplicated 3
or more times.  The signs consisted solely of printed messages.  All
appeared to be in Courier, although the size of the letters varied from
an inch to 4 inches high.  Each sign carried a written slogan.

Slogans:

"WICKED BABY BURNING THUGS" appeared at least 5 times.

"Remember WACO Holocaust"

 "Schools
  were better
  with bibles
  and prayer,
  less queers &
  bably killers"

"If you hate our
 christian nation
 just go to | |
            --- aiti
            | | avana"   (The big 'H' was stenciled)

"Patriots
    Unite!
 we don't
 want a
  wicked
 sex perveted
 color blind
 drug addicted
  Baby killing
   society
 we are not
  color blind
 spiritually blind
 NOT queer loven
 satan worshippers"

It said "loven", and it appeared 3 times.

"Germany ?????
 Not sure
 but sure about
 Proverbs 29:7,
 schindler's list
 Who can be so stupid
 and believe that?
 Germans aren't naked
 sadistic savages
 or baby burners
 Remember WACO"

Several slogans consisted only of a Bible verse citation;
1 Cor 15
1 John 3-10
Psalms 9:17
Prov 14:34

Even stranger, the RV sported two store-bought "FOR SALE BY _____"
signs, both had "OWNER" hand-written in the blank.  Yeah, boy, those
giant, incoherent slogans push up the market value of any fucked-up RV.


-- 
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                             - MegaHAL

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