Re: psychoceramics: bride for christ

["Nathan Shumate" <n--@1--.com>]

Ooh!  Please post the entire thing (or be ready to mail me a photocopy).

Nathan

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> From: Ken Alexander <k--@e--.umich.edu>
> To: p--@z--.net
> Subject: psychoceramics: bride for christ
> Date: Wednesday, July 15, 1998 12:59 PM
> 
> Someone handed me a brochure today about the "Divine Plan of the Ages".
> You may have been wondering why Christ hasn't returned yet even though
> prophets have been predicting his imminent return for centuries.
> Well, it turns out that matchmaking has taken longer than expected.
> 
>    [few pages of biblical history stuff deleted]
>    "But 1900 years have come and gone, and still there has been no
>     resurrection of the dead.  Why the long delay?
>     Another part of God's plan was being carried out.  A special
>     heavenly call was sent forth, selecting out of the world
>     (both Jew and Gentile) a bride for Christ - calling out one 
>     here and one there.  The qualifications are strict and the 
>     candidates are few..."
> 
> So it looks like Christ has had it with bachelorhood.  So if any of you
> know any single women who might meet the strict qualifications...
> 
> It doesn't say how to apply, though.  It might involve an altar and a
knife.
> 
> 
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